I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
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