you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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