He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just puked most of my soul out..
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