I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
you would pick up someone in the library
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
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i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
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i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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