Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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