Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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