Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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