So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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