if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
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Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
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Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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