Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
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