using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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