I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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