DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
is this the sara with the beer cane?
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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