You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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