and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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