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He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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