At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
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I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
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she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
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