He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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