3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
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Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
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Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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