I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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