Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
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sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
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did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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