i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
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tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
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I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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