their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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