You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
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Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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