it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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