how can u be prego again
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
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I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
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I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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