i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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