I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
