Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
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he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
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Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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