oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
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