Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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