just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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