sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
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