Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Randomize
