I faked an abortion last night.
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
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