What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
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