He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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