So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
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