I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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