CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
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its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
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Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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