Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Sext me about skeletons
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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