Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
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My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
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Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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