ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Randomize
