even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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