Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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