roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
Randomize
