If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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