DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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