This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
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