So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
