She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
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By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
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You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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