...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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