He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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